Marathon Viewing This Year's Festive Features: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
It is the season to lounge on the couch and demolish a box of festive treats in front of a good movie, a poor film, or one that’s awesomely awful.
Once again, a batch of new holiday movies hopes to be part of our seasonal watchlist—maybe even finding a spot alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
Thus, in a helpful attempt to separate the winners from the losers, and to embrace the festive feeling, I watched as many fresh Christmas films as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, optimistically, on a positive note. This is the only 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the top 100 festive features of all time.
The popular band end up stranded in the UK after wrapping up their global concert series and must return for Christmas. Their attempts are hindered by an evil Santa, who breaks into song to declare they won’t get home until they “find their sibling bond.”
The banter between the arguing trio is amusing even for the uninitiated, while followers will undoubtedly catch lots of references as they attempt to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is great for fans and a solid start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who are obliged to sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a movie actor roped into a "panto".
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and aging lead Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose manager has misled him into thinking he’s starring in renowned British drama.
His pantomime cast-mates tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he retorts. You can guess their reply. That is, unless you’re ignorant of traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some very funny lines, some heartwarming storylines, and the ensemble is cracking, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit cheesy at another season, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Morning: Christmas Karma
A familiar face shows up at the start of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the second consecutive movie. Could this be a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a singing black cab driver who picks up Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale progresses as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least distinct from all the others, but sadly he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s portrayal is flat—a significant issue when he’s so central to everything.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
Before lunch for a channel's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “avoids Christmas.”
But after he gets an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) convinces him spending the sum on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he learns there was an mix-up with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to pay back the remainder.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the decorations and snow are in the background—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a vineyard to do a deal for a champagne business. On the way, she encounters a guy in a literary haven who promises to show her a festive Paris.
An expert recently declared this is the best new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a festive dalliance with a touch of class and gives the necessary warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
3.29pm - Finding Father Christmas
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, refuses to stop believing in Father Christmas, in spite of the persuasion of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him the reality.
The truth is somewhere, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the guidance of a group of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s low-key but sweet, and ideal viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the matriarch of a quarrelling American family who reunite for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer opens by name-dropping classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in execution it’s really a mash-up of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character finally takes center stage.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s taken a dip, but happily here’s a new offering in the saturated market of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and utterly watchable—seasonal comfort food.
It’s a tale as well-worn: An American woman goes on a quest to a far-off wintery locale and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher